I found the funniest sign at Target and picked up one for my husband. He’s not much on holiday decorating, and it seemed rather an appropriate one for his office.
My boys found this hilarious, of course, understanding the double entendre immediately.
Later that day, we were in the kitchen when Mel Torme’s soothing voice came over Pandora getting us in the mood for Christmas singing about “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…”
The boys freaked out. Dylan wheeled on me and said, “Wait! People really do that? Why in the world?”
Jack’s response was to grab himself and run through the kitchen yelling, “OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!”